Boss: *Shouting* "Little Johnny come to my office right now..." Little Johnny: "Yes sir"! Boss: &quo...
Two men were shipwrecked near an island
Two men were shipwrecked near an island. When they landed ashore, one of them began screaming and yelling, “We’re going to...
A Married Couple Are Out Golfing
The husband slices his tee shot into the trees. They find the ball resting behind an oak. The man is about to chip out onto...
Two programmers in a pub
Two programmers after work, talking in a pub: “You will never believe me when I tell you what happened to me yesterday. I m...
Teacher & Johnny
Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “No, ...
Seven Cats
Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “No...
A wife packing bags for 10 years
A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags. “Where are you going?” demands the surprised husband. “T...
Wedding Anniversary Wishes
A husband and wife in their sixties were coming up on their 40th wedding anniversary. Knowing his wife loved antiques, he ...
A young couple were on their honeymoon
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to him...
Two Travelers walking in the noonday
Two Travelers, walking in the noonday sun, sought the shade of a wide spreading tree to rest. As they lay looking up among...