A Teacher is teaching third Graders and asks them to names some big animals in Africa. Teacher: Name some big animals in ...
So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300
So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour &qu...
The female blonde
A man who’d just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit… The female b...
Three nuns going to do one sin
There were three nuns, they all told the priest that they were going to do one sin each. So the priest says ok, do your ...
Funny Moments in Life
Once upon a time, there was a man who came home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags. Confusion washed over his...
A man went to God
A man went to God and asked, “What’s the value of life?” God gave him a stone and told him to figure out its value without ...
Tattooed Old Lady
An old woman walks into a tattoo shop, looks directly at the artist and says “I want to get a tattoo”. The artist h...
Honey I Can’t Perform!
A newly married man was discussing his honeymoon. He says to his buddy at lunch, “Last night, I rolled over, tapped my b...
Story: Five Dollar Bill
A woman came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find her 5-year old son waiting for her at the door. Son: “Mommy...
Good morning, Father
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything...