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Angelina Had A Wedgie In Church, Until This Happened

He asks him what happened. His friends says, “Well I was in church and…” The man interrupts “Church! How do you get hurt i...

One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a well.The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out wha...

In a quaint suburban home, young Timmy couldn’t contain his curiosity when he asked his pregnant mother, “Hey Mom, why do...

In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered the grave news: “There's no easy way to tel...

A group of kindergarteners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that ...

A girl came skipping home from school one day. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were counting today, and all the other kids...

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you're going to kill each other, do it outside I just finished c...

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour. The husband is behind the wheel His wife sud...

A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leav...

The first guy goes in and kicks a.., best job interview he's ever done in his life End of the interview comes around...