While he was staying there he went drinking at a nearby pub and was enjoying a performance that was going on. It featured ...
Jill and John got married
Jill and John got married. John thought this would be a “marriage of the 90’s” equal roles for equal partners. So, the firs...
An old man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won’t quit walks up to his table and asks if he is ready to order. “What would you like,
The old man looked up from the menu, his eyes widening slightly as he took in the sight of the waitress before him. She w...
A Friendly Honest Neighbor
A man received the following text from his neighbor: I am so sorry Bob. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess...
Dan married one of a pair of identical twins.
Dan married one of a pair of identical twins. Less then a year later he was in court filing for divorce. "Tell the ...
A Rich And Stingy Lawyer
The local animal shelter knows he has a dog and they think that this could be their way into his wallet. They go to his do...
A man goes into his favorite bar and sees a jar of money on the counter with the word “win” printed on it
A man goes into his favorite bar and sees a jar of money on the counter with the word “win” printed on it. “What’s this ...
A man and woman boarded an air plane
A man boarded an air plane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the...
A guy and a girl meet at a bar
A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl’s place. A few drinks later, the ...
My Fishing Day With Peace
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a ti...