One day a 12-year-old girl was walking down the street, when a car pulled up beside her and the driver lowered a window. “...
A old man who loves to fish
An old man who loves to fish, was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, “Pick me up.” He looked aro...
A lady went to a psychiatrist
A lady went to a psychiatrist complaining of a terrible phobia. “Every time I lay down on my bed I get this terrible fear t...
A husband and wife were a conversation
One night, a husband and wife were having a conversation over dinner. Wife: What would you do if I died? Would you get marr...
John was driving down a road
John was driving down a road when his old VW beetle broke down. Whilst he was inspecting the car, his friend Paul pulled up...
A accountant is in a car travelling
An accountant is in a car travelling with a farmer client around his farm. They pass a large mob of sheep and the farmer sa...
Ralph came home drunk one night
Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the...
One day there was this little girl watching TV
One day there was this little girl watching TV and she sees 2 girls kissing. She ask her mom “Mommy why are those two gir...
A woman joins a country club
A woman joins a country club and when she hears the guys talking about their golf round, she says, “I played on my college’...
Confession of Temptation: An Irishman’s Near Infidelity and a Priest’s Inquiry
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, “I almost had an affair with another woman.”The pri...