A couple is throwing a dinner party and the husband who is very thin and bony is walking around the house wearing only his...
Odd Jobs
A neighborhood kid was looking for ways to earn money. He knocked on the door of one house, and when the man answered the b...
A Woman Walks Into A Bar – Joke
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered. S...
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, “When you die, I’m ...
Mr. Smith, The Accident Report!
An Amish man named Smith was injured when he and his horse were struck by a car at a rural intersection Smith later sued t...
Size Matters – Joke
A woman was helping her computer-illiterate husband set up his computer. At one point, he needed to choose and enter a new ...
He Is A Professional – Joke
An elderly woman hurried to the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys insi...
Two Old Ladies Were Having A Smoke
Suddenly, it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and cont...
Funny Joke ‣ 30 Days
Gabe and Fred, two old friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world prob...
Funny
A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. “Nurse,” she hears him mumble from behind the mas...