A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says “oh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?...
Wife had delivered twins
The young wife went into labor while her husband was overseas serving in the war. The next day he got the news that his wife had delivered t...
The boss is finally old enough
The boss is finally old enough to retire from the company. On his last day of work, he ordered a farewell party for himself. The boss wanted...
Old man goes into a restaurant
An old man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly waitress, wearing a very short skirt with ...
The Scottish Lass Goes To Dentist
“$85 for an extraction, Ma’am,” was the dentists reply. “Och huv ye nay got anything cheaper,” replies the Scottish lass getting agitated. “...
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A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000 and felt really good about the results. On her way home she stopped at...
A husband went to the police station
A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife: Husband: “I lost my wife, she went shopping and...
My wife and I finally divorced amicably
After four years of separation, my wife and I finally divorced amicably. I wanted to date again, but I had no idea of how to start, so I dec...
A mother comes home from work
A mother comes home from work to find that her kids are hiding behind the couch. She asks what’s wrong, and the kids reply that aunt Sally w...
On his last day of work
The boss is finally old enough to retire from the company. On his last day of work, he ordered a farewell party for himself. The boss wanted...