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A man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at a fast food place. He noticed that they had ordered just one meal, and as he watched, t...

A news station was interviewing an 80-year old woman who had just gotten married for the 4th time in her life. The interviewer was asking he...

A chicken farmer goes to the swap meet in the morning to buy a new rooster for his farm. He finds a very impressive cock and buys it. He bri...

A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she’s in dire financial straits. She’s so desperate that she decid...

A chap walks into a pub carrying two suitcases. He puts them down and orders a drink. As he pays the barman notices that he is wearing a lar...

A barber was doing his business and a kid walked in his shop. The barber told his customer: See that kid, he’s the stupidest kid I’ve ever k...

A Newfoundland farmer named Angus had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company. In court, the Eversweet Compan...

A wife wants to try 69 with her husband The husband says “what’s that” “I’ll show you” the wife says The wife then straddles the husbands fa...

A man visited the pastor, a woman well known for her charitable impulses. “Pastor, ” he said in a broken voice, “I wish to draw your attenti...

Some ecclesiastical gentlemen — a cardinal, a couple of bishops and some others — were waiting outside the Pearly Gates for St. Peter to ope...