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A Blonde on an Island

The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated that it was about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, “I’m going to try to...

Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy,explains to them how it works...

A group of male friends, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspo...

A man asked his wife what she’d like for her 40th birthday. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got ...

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips, in Northern Arizona, when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of th...

A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyon...

A married couple got into an accident and the husband’s face was badly burned. The doctor told him that they couldn’t graft any skin fr...

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft a...

Sue phones her husband at work, ” Dan, do you have time for a chat?” “Sorry, darling, this is not a good time – I’m about to go into a board...

One day a beggar knocked at the door of a house, and when a woman opened the door, asked her for alms. “I’ve nothing to give you,” said the ...