Two women are discussing life in the retirement village they live in with their spouses and how they like it. One woman tells the other that...
The doctor was having tea with his wife
The doctor was having tea with his wife when the phone rang. From there his friend said three of us are sitting, carrying a bottle of 18-y...
A father has three daughters
A father has three daughters who are all getting married on the same day. He asks his oldest daughter, “Whom do you wish to marry? She say...
Funny Joke ‣ I Like The Way You’re Thinking
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, “Johnny, if there were five birds s...
She gets out of bed
She gets out of bed and puts on her shoes. As she’s walking down the hallway to the convent kitchen, another nun looks at her, smiles and ...
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ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE: Warning keep out of children. ON A HAIR DRYER: Do not use while sleeping. ON A BAG OF FRITOS: You could be a wi...
Funny Joke ‣ Womans Medical Exam
A pretty young woman visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously,...
Funny Joke ‣ Drunken Lady
A Man and His Wife Are at a Restaurant and the Husband Keeps Staring at an Old Drunken Lady Swigging Her Gin at a Nearby Table. His Wife ...
An atheist was walking through the woods
An atheist was walking through the woods. “What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!” he said to himself. As he was...
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There’s Only One Way You Can Go Back
Ray came home one night from a long day at work, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.He awoke before t...
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