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Three blondes are in an elevator

Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but h...

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get to the cabin, the guy goes out to chop some wood to st...

A young lady was waiting for her flight in the boarding room of a big airport. As she would need to wait for a long time, she decided to b...

Dan married a woman with an identical twin. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce. “Tell the court why you want a div...

After 15 years of not having s*x, an old couple finally decides that it’s about time they did something about their s*x life. After much del...

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent ove...

Once upon a time there lived a ravishing Queen with huge brsts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that...

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house. ...

A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the...

There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he ...