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A guy goes over to his friend

A guy goes over to his friend’s house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. “Hi, is Hank home?” he asks. “No, I’m sorry, he’s out running...

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to ...

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon re...

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over...

A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t ...

Johnny fell In love, so he asks his father. “Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!” “That’s a great son. Who is she?” ...

A young boy caught sight of his mother changing one day and asked her what she had between her legs. “That’s something you’re never going to...

A call girl brings a client to her condo on Lake Shore Drive in Chicago. The client asks her if she gives good hand jobs. “You see this cond...

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet The bartender would squee...