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A few months after his parents were divorced

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom’s bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, ” I need...

An absent-minded husband thought he had conquered his problem of trying to remember his wife’s birthday and their anniversary. He opened an ...

An old football player was dying. So he called her wife and told her: “My dearest you see I’m dying. May you confess how many times you have...

There was an old couple who hadn’t celebrated Halloween in a long time, so they decided to dress up and go out. The old woman went in her be...

An Engineer and his wife were always fighting with each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into...

A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender (with a drunken slur); “Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, ...

An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup when the doctor asked how he was feeling. “I’ve never been better!” he boasted. “I’ve got a...

While golfing, I accidentally overturned my golf cart. A very attractive female golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the n...

A husband and wife in their sixties were coming up on their 40th wedding anniversary. Knowing his wIfe loved antiques, he bought a beautiful...

A woman meets an elderly man in a bar. They talk: they connect: they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows ...