How Can I Possibly Repay You?

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft a...

Garth and his wife Sadie are having dinner

Garth and his wife Sadie are having dinner at an upmarket restaurant in Melbourne, when an attractive young redhead walks by, smiles at Gart...

Funny Joke ‣ What’s The First Thing Your Father Does In The Morning?

“Johnny” says the teacher, “what’s the first thing your father does in the morning?” “He takes a sh*t, sir,” says Johnny. “Oh” says the teac...

Story ‣ A Little Morning Music

I walked out on my porch this morning to the wonderful sight of the sun rising over the mountains. I smiled as its golden beams lit up the c...

Do You Want To Hear A Blonde Joke?

A blind man walks into a bar, orders a drink and says, “Hey! Does anyone want to hear a blonde joke?” Then the woman next to him taps his sh...

Funny Joke ‣ Birthday Surprise

During lunch at work, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn’t). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed...

And So, Here We Are!

  A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was a...

A wife was in bed

A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she said. “He’s so drunk he won’t even ...

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A woman is walking through the park when she sees a very attractive man sitting on a park bench. He's reading a book and eating some fru...

She woke up and told her husband

    A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace fo...