Little Johnny walked into class with a black eye, the teacher was concerned and asked, “What’s wrong?” “Our house is very small, me, my mum,...
A man walked out into the street
A man walked out into the street and managed to get a taxi just going by, what luck, he thought, as he slid into the cab. “Perfect timing,” ...
Do You Want Ketchup
A vacuum salesman goes door-to-door in a new neighborhood. When a woman answers the door at the first house, the salesman walks right in and...
A little girl and a little boy are sitting in the sand pit
A little girl and a little boy are sitting in the sand pit. They are showing their private parts. They both ask each other ”what is it?”...
A husband and wife were playing golf
A husband and his hot wife were playing golf when the ball suddenly goes inside a house. They enter the house and see a broken bottle and a ...
As he walked up to old lady’s car
As he walked up to old lady’s car he noticed there were 3 other elderly folks looking very frightened and rigid. He leaned down to the o...
Dirty Joke: A skinny little frensh Guy
A skinny little frensh Guy A skinny little frensh guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE American guy standing next to him...
A Wife Asked Her Husband.
A wife asked her husband, “If I died, would you remarry?” The husband replied, “No, of course not. I love you too much.” The wife asked agai...
Dirty Joke: The guy thought it was his lucky day
My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the t-shirt that she norm...
Dirty Joke: A Young priest stands in for father O'Reily while he's on holiday.
Young priest stands in for father O'Reily while he's on holiday. The old priest leaves a list of sins and penances. After mass ,...
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