A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.” “No more head...
A man walked into a brothel
A man walked into a brothel and told the Madam he wanted a woman who had AIDs, HepB, and herpes. He showed her a wad of money and the Madam ...
The Airbag
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife suddenly looks acros...
Six Reasons You Should Always Think Before You Speak. These Are Hilarious!
Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak – the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediate...
Redneck vasectomy
After the birth of their ninth child, a redneck couple decided they’d had enough. Because they couldn’t afford a larger bed, the husband ...
A NIGHT OUT WITH THE GIRLS
The other night I was invited out for a night with the “girls.” I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, “I promise!” Well, the...
Dorothy and Edna, two elderly widows, are talking
Dorothy: “That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about h...
A 8 year old was given a homework
An 8 year old was given a homework assignment to write a paper about grandparents. They where asked to write about things such what their gr...
Funny Joke ‣ Blind Man
Two nuns painting a room in their convent, They decide to strip naked so they don’t get paint on their robes. Seconds later there is a knock...