He slid into bed, kissed his wife on the cheek and fell into a deep sleep. He awoke before the Pearly Gates. St Peter said, “You died in y...
A married couple went to he hospital
A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that wo...
The Wedding Night
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champ...
Two women are walking home
Two women are walking home from the bar, they both have to piss so they slip into a nearby cemetery. One uses her underclothes to wipe herse...
A man walks into a bar and hears piano
A man walks into a bar and hears piano music. He looks at the piano and can’t see anyone sitting there, so he walks over and discovers a foo...
Eight Lies Of A Mother
The story began when I was a child I was born as a son of a poor family. Even for eating, we often got lack of food Whenever the time for ea...
The Blonde’s New Job
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions…. Officer: What’s 2+2? Blonde: Umm...
Woman goes to see a doctor
Woman goes to see a doctor about her bed private problem. Doctor listens to her, nods sagely where appropriate and then tells her to undress...
Two couples are playing cards
Two couples are playing cards at the table, and someone accidentally knocks them to the floor. One of the men goes under the table to pick u...
A man is in bed with his wife
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock at the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s 3:30 in the morning. “I’m no...