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The man is equating his wife in a crazy way

One evening last week, my wife and I got into bed. We were fooling around, the passion started to heat up, when she suddenly says: “I ...

Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s so cute! Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn’t sure when she was gave me the mirror. I mean, you don’t t...

A guy asked a girl in the library. “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl answered with a loud voice. “I don’t want to spend the night ...

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. ...

An 18 year old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pre...

A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married....

Sam called his wife and said to her in a weak voice, “Hey baby, I was driving to a coffee shop to meet Mary when all of a sudden, a stray do...

A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn’t find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she...

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground...

A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is tobe her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They al...