Wife came home drunk and tries to hide it

 

The wife puts on her most innocent face and says, “Oh? Why's that?”

“Well, last night the cuckoo-clock said cuckoo 3 times, then said ‘Oh s...!', then went cuckoo four more times, giggled, bumped into the wall, went cuckoo two more times and finally fell over the living room table with a loud fart.”