Why I Fired My Secretary

We went to lunch  but not where we'd normally go. Instead she took me to a quiet bistro with a private table. We had a couple of mixed drinks and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.


On the way back to the office, Joanne said, “You know, It’s such a beautiful day… We don’t have to go right back to the office, do we?” I replied with “I suppose not. What do you have in mind?” She said, “Let’s go to my apartment, it’s just around the corner.”


After arriving at her apartment, Joanne turned to me and said, “Boss if you don’t mind, I’m gonna to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back.” "Okay." I nervously replied.


She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake…


Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends, and co-workers, all singing “Happy Birthday”.


And I just sat there…


On the bed…


Naked.