“The son agrees to do it but can only do it 4 times. He dies.
The youngest son, 15 years old, comes out and is given the same offer.
“I will bring your whole family back to life, even the cow,” she says, “if you can f***k me 5 times in a row.
If not I get to kill you.”The son says, “What if I f***k you 10 times in a row?
“The leprechaun thinks. She says, “I will bring back your family and give you my pot of gold.
The son says, “Wait, how do I know you will survive it?”
“What do you mean?” says the leprechaun.
“The cow didn’t.”