The king goes up the first man and demands to know his occupation. The first man replies, “Fireman.” The king tells his army, “Burn off his penis.” Then he walked over to the second man and asked his occupation. Hesitating the man said, “I…I…I…I’m a police officer.” The king ordered, “Shoot off his penis.” Then finally the King asks the third man his occupation. With a huge smile on his face the man replied, “Lollipop salesman.