The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter responded, "You may pass through the pearly gates."
The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The Irishman replied, "These are Carol's."