The Woman Was Pulled Over By Police

 True to her word, when the Amish lady got home she told her husband about the broken reflector and her husband said that he would repair it immediately.


“Also,” said the Amish lady, “the policeman said that there was something wrong with our emergency brake.”



New Joke : St. Peter And Bill Gates


Bill Gates was pleased, and spent many months enjoying the amenities of Heaven.

One day, he was enjoying one of Heaven’s many fine parks, when he ran into a man dressed in a fine tailored suit.

“That is a nice suit, my friend,” said Gates. “Where did you get it?”