The Sweet Heist: A Hilarious Tale of Love, Laughter, and Stolen Peaches at 80!

 She approached him, smiled and said, “Hello. My name is Carmen.”

“That’s a beautiful name,” he replied. “Is it a family name?”

“No,” she replied. “As a matter of fact I gave it to myself.

It represents the things that I enjoy the most – cars and men. Therefore I chose ‘Carmen'”

“What’s your name?” she asked. He answered “B. J. Titsengolf.”