The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.
This makes her nervous, so she asks him, “Isn't there anything you want?”
The husband at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.
“No, I've got everything I need, ” he says.
“Oh, really,” she inquires, “so what have you got?”
Just before they slam into the wall at 65mph, the husband turns to her and smiles.
“The airbag!”
New Joke : John Wayne And His Horse
Paddy and murphy were watching a John Wayne movie:
Paddy said to Murphy
“I bet you €5 John Wayne falls off this horse and the horse goes over the cliff.”
Murphy said...