The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into
the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles.
He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers, "I don't
know where we were . or what we did . . but, by gum . . . we took
first and second place.