Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton Die On The Same Day

 

‘Dolly is outraged and asks, ‘What was that all about?


I show you two of God’s own perfect creations and you turn me down.


She pees into a toilet and she gets in!


‘Sorry, Dolly,’ says the Angel, ‘but even in Heaven,


A Royal Flush beats a Pair. no matter how big they are.