Old man asks his wife if she’s ever been unfaithful

 

Henry recalled the visit to the banker and said “I can forgive you for that… You saved our home after all.  But what about the second time?”


 


Martha asked, “Do you remember when you were so sick, but we didn’t have the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed?  Well, I went to see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he performed the surgery at no charge.”


 


“I recall that,” said Henry. “And you did it to save my life, so of course I can forgive you for that.  Now tell me about the third time.”


 


“Alright,” Martha said. “Do you remember when you ran for president of your golf club, and you needed 73 more votes?”