“But this is no regular chihuahua
It's an attack chihuahua!” the employee said, “Here, I'll show you how it works! Attack chihuahua, chair”
The employee pointed at a chair, and the guy and the employee watched as the chihuahua destroyed the chair, leaving only splinters behind.
“Wow,” the guy said “But I still think we need a real guard dog.”
“Are you sure?” she responded “Here I'll show you again
Attack chihuahua, table!”
She pointed to a table, and, again, the chihuahua absolutely destroyed the table.
The man said “Okay, okay, I'll take it.”
When he brought it home, his wife was very angry.
“Why did you buy a chihuahua?!” She yelled
“Because” he responded, “this is no ordinary chihuahua, this is an attack chihuahua!”
“Attack chihuahua, my a..!” she responded
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