He flicked it on
‘It represents a candle', he said.
‘You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
The man from New Zealand reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys
He jingled them and said, ‘They're bells.'
Saint Peter said ‘You may pass through the pearly gates'.
The Australian started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St
Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, ‘And just what do those symbolise?'
The Aussie replied, ‘These are Carols.'
And So The Christmas Season Begins……