New Joke : There was once an angel

 She began to spiral and in the process, slowly began losing her breath. After a few moments, she was unable to breath completely and became unconscious.

When she regained her consciousness, she was still pretty traumatized but to her surprise she also found out that due to this incident, she had been awarded with her own place to live in.

She thought that she is anyway not getting over her trauma so she might as well go to this place and try to live out the rest of her life peacefully and so she settled down in her new space.

A few years later, a stranger intrigued by the stories he had heard paid her a visit. He was surprised to see how great the angel’s place was and out of curiosity, quickly asked, “How did you manage to get a place like this?”

“Because you see”, she said, “the area of a  angel is the product of its a breath”