“Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!”
He exclaims while laughing
His wife chose to ignore the husband.
Later that night in bed Dave was feeling a little frisky
He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off
“What's wrong?” he asks.
She answers, “Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-.ss grill for one tiny little weenie?