New Joke : The local Gun shop

 When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided.

I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader!

As a senior citizen, I do not get flustered often, but this time it took me a while to get my pants back on.

I’ve been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions to seniors a little more clear.

I still don’t think I looked that bad! I just need to wear underwear more often.