“Then I set up a date via e-mail and we met at a cybercafe.”
“We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.”
“As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall.”
“Since it was too late to hit the delete button, a little Pop-up window appeared nine months later that said, ‘You got Male.’”