New Joke : I think my wife is having a affair

 The other men clapped him on his back and told him things would turn out fine.

They ordered another round and kept drinking.

After a while, the other friend said, “You know what, I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber.”

“Really? How’s that?” the first friend asked.

“Well, the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn’t mine.”

“Man, that taste it!” Paddy and his friend said, and ordered another round of beer.

After taking a sip, Paddy said, “I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.”

Both his friends stared at him in utter disbelief.

“No, I’m serious,” Paddy said, “the other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed!”