New Joke : I go to the gym

 Yes, I know, there are lots of people who may say something occasional like ‘what a nice sunny day’ or ‘this rain ruined my weekend plans’ but this is not the case.

This guy is silent all the time.

When he opens his mouth you can immediately guess he is going to say something about the weather.

Finally, I got pissed off and told him: “Dude, you always tell us it’s warmer today than it was last week or some crap like this.

But what’s the point?

We all know what was the weather last week.

Tell us something else.

Tell us about your job, for instance!

What’s your occupation?”

The guy replied, “I am a meteorologist.”