New Joke : Hind Lick Maneuver

 After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?'

The woman shakes her head no

Then he asks, ‘Kin ya breathe?'

The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table

His partner says, ‘Ya know, I'd heerd of that there ‘Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'