New Joke : The female brain works on a different

 I told her, “Never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle.

If you see me in that state, I want you to disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me alive. I’d much rather die!”

My wife got up from the sofa with a real look of admiration towards me & proceeded to disconnect the Cable TV & DVD, then the Computer, the Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox, and then went to the bar and threw away all my whisky, rum, gin & vodka and the beer from the fridge.