“Well,” said Paddy,
“there’s the farm hand, I pay him £240 a week, and he has a free cottage
Then there’s the housekeeper
She gets £190 a week, along with free board and lodging.
There’s also the half-wit.
He works a 16 hour day, does 90% of the work, earns about £25 a week, along with a bottle of gin, and about once every 6 months gets to sleep with my missus.”
“That’s who I want to talk to,” said the inspector, “the half-wit.”
“That’ll be me then,” said Paddy.