A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, “Lucky for you that the chief’s at his daughter’s wedding… He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.”
“Don’t count on it,” answered the fellow in the cell. “I’m the groom.”
New Joke : This woman wasn’t feeling well
This woman wasn’t feeling well, so she went to see the family doctor.
After hearing her symptoms the doctor scheduled her for a complete physical.
Next Day she returned to get the results.