“No-one has ever been with me three nights in a row. Where are you from?” she asked.
The man replied, “South Carolina.”
“Really?” she said. “I have family in South Carolina.”
“I know,” the man said.
“Your father died, and I am your sister’s attorney.”
“She asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance.”
The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain:
Death
Taxes
Being screwed by a lawyer