Marine Shares A Room With A Heavy Snorer

 

“No problem with the other guy snoring, then?”

“Nope, I shut him up in no time,” said the Marine.

“How'd you manage that?” asked the manager.

“He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room,” the Marine explained.

“I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, ‘Goodnight, beautiful,' and after that he sat up all night watching me…”