Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning 2

 the bathroom yelling ” fukking, fukk, fukk, Fukk”

” what does that mean dad?”
And his dad yells ” cut Johnny, it means cut!!!” Oh.
Next week is Thanks giving and the doorbell rings and Johnny answers it and says
” Hey bitchss and asses, hang your dikks and pussiees here, dad’s in the kitchen fukking the turkey.

New Joke : Three men wander into a cave

Three men wander into a cave, one at a time. The first man goes a few feet in and hears a voice,

“First I’m gonna get ya then I’m gonna eat ya.” He runs out of the cave.

The second man goes ...

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