Little Jimmy Needed To Go To The Restroom

 

“You may go, but after you say the full alphabet.”

“A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z,” he said.

Catching his mistake, the substitute asked,

“Jimmy, where is the ‘P?'”

He answered,

“Halfway down my legs, Miss.”