Joke Of The Day: These two statues finally get to do what they’ve been longing to do for a long time

 

The angel looks at his watch. “Um, you have fifteen minutes left… would you care to do it again?”


He asks her, “Shall we?”


She eagerly replies, “Oh! Yes, let’s! But we should change positions…”


“… This time, I’ll hold the pigeon down, and you shit on its head!”

New Joke : A husband and wife playing a game

WIFE: Honey let’s play a game
HUSBAND: Okay. What’s the game about?
WIFE: If I mention a country, you run to...