She said, “Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself.
You know he’s only been there twice in the last four years.
Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.”
New Joke : The local Gun shop
So, today I went over to the local Gun shop to get a Colt 9mm handgun for home personal protection.
When I was ready to pay for the pistol and ammo, the cashier said, “Strip down, facing me.”
Making a mental note to complain to the government about gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
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