hysterical. The new prisoner doesn’t get it and asks the guard. “Well,” the guard says, “In the prison library, there’s an encyclopedia of the world’s greatest jokes.
Each joke has a number. Most of the guys have it all memorised, so, instead of going through the whole long joke, they just say the number.
The new prisoner thinks that’s great and wants his turn. He figures there must be a number 50, so, he shouts, “Fifty!”
Dead silence. He turns to the guard, “No one laughed.”
“You have no idea how to tell a joke.”
The husband slices his tee shot into the trees.
They find the ball resting behind an oak.
The man is about to chip out onto the fairway when his wife, standing a few feet behind, stops him.
“Honey, from here I can see the flag stick why not try to reach the green?”