It was anniversary and wife was waiting

 

. In fear she ran towards other room to look for her husband But he was not there.

She said to herself “It’s true!! He left me forever.

Oh God I can die to have another chance to mend for every fight they had. lost my chance forever.”

She fell on floor in pain.

Suddenly there was noise noise from bathroom, door opened and Manoj came out and said,

“Darling, i forgot to tell you today my wallet was stolen.”

New Joke : I go to the gym

I go to the gym.

One guy often arrives at the same time with me and we spend a few minutes in the locker room.

I don’t even know his name.

The other men often speak about some nonsense stuff like girls, nutrition tips, or random things about their life.

On the opposite, this guy always speaks about the weather.