“Well, okay,” I finally agreed, “However, I’m sure my wife won’t like it.”
After a couple of Scotch, I thanked her and said:
“I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset. So I’d better go now.”
“Don’t be silly!” she said with a smile, letting her fall slightly more open.
“Stay for a while, she won’t know anything. By the way, where is she?”
“Still under the cart, I suppose.”
New Joke : Joe had asked Bob to help
Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob just went straight over to Joe’s place.
When they got to the door, Joe went straight to his wife, gave her a hug and told her how beautiful she was and how much he had missed her at work.
When it was time for supper, he complimented his wife on her cooking ...